Tuesday, April 29, 2008

All my exes live in Texas

Well, not really, but who cares? When in Rome...wear a Stetson?

So yeah, I'm in Houston, Texas right now, and I couldn't be more excited about leaving for New Orleans in the morning. I'm not saying that all people from the Lonestar state are closed-minded and bigoted, but let me reenact a little conversation we had with the host at last night's homestay. We were talking about the voting for tax cuts in Florida being the cause for the loss of 200 employees at FSU. Somehow this got us onto the presidential race and this man driving the Ford F-350 with the gun rack featuring 4 very expensive shotguns said this phrase--"Barack Obama, that fudge-packing homo"....! Yeah, so I quickly decided that I would not utter another word that night, lest he find out that I'm also a fudge-packing homo, pull one of his shotguns from his truck, and have some good ol' fashioned hate crime! Bring on New Orleans and culture I can get into (a.k.a drunk-a-drunk).

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